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27 May 14 at 1 pm

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19 Feb 14 at 7 am

sexersplayground:

why do i feel like all of a sudden smoking weed & doing drugs/drinking lean/popping xanax/snorting lines bars is this current trend ?


i thought that was a middle school thing…. yknow when we turn 13 & we think we’re all badass


so then like whens tweak guna be “cool”? lol

Go to Oklahoma. Everyone and their mother is twacked out 24/7.

(via sexersplayground-1)

 175927
12 Feb 14 at 6 am

Props to my home state

(Source: catbushandludicrous, via manda)

 1
13 Dec 13 at 9 am

savagebubblegum:

It always kills me on Friday because everyone with a big-kid job is like “YEAH WEEKEND PARTY ALL THE TIME” and all of us in the restaurant industry are like “ugh weekend shoot me in the face”.

Then, when we’re off on Monday or Thursday or whatever everyone is like “nah bro sorry got work in the morning”.

My life, exactly.

(Source: the-actual-w0rst)

officialcomedy:

When You’re Here, You’re Family
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20 Nov 13 at 5 am

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 82879
10 Nov 13 at 2 am

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 8618
10 Nov 13 at 2 am

scottlava:

“So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, “What about the strain on our resources?” Well it’s like when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. ‘cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin’. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.”

(via 420dongsquad)

scottlava:

“So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, “What about the strain on our resources?” Well it’s like when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. ‘cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin’. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.”
kushandwizdom:

truelifequote:
More??
 230405
10 Nov 13 at 1 am

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my-hungover-head:

nosdrinker:

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot


Words of wisdom if I’ve ever heard any.

(Source: nosdrinker)

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03 Nov 13 at 8 pm

garrettlover:

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Kat Dennings is absolute perfection.

garrettlover:

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Kat Dennings is absolute perfection.
 777
03 Nov 13 at 7 pm

"Quentin Tarantino + black suits"

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