why do i feel like all of a sudden smoking weed & doing drugs/drinking lean/popping xanax/snorting lines bars is this current trend ?
i thought that was a middle school thing…. yknow when we turn 13 & we think we’re all badass
so then like whens tweak guna be “cool”? lol
Go to Oklahoma. Everyone and their mother is twacked out 24/7.
It always kills me on Friday because everyone with a big-kid job is like “YEAH WEEKEND PARTY ALL THE TIME” and all of us in the restaurant industry are like “ugh weekend shoot me in the face”.
Then, when we’re off on Monday or Thursday or whatever everyone is like “nah bro sorry got work in the morning”.
My life, exactly.
“So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, “What about the strain on our resources?” Well it’s like when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. ‘cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin’. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.”
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Kat Dennings is absolute perfection.